Is Trump Hitler?

Isn’t it odd that Jerry Nadler, Adam Schiff and a rogue’s gallery of Democratic congressmen have repeatedly and vociferously called the President Donald J. Trump a dictator and compared him to Adolph Hitler, conveniently ignoring the fact that they themselves are not making those statements in some American Gulag between Solzhenitsyn-like torture sessions, which they would be doing if it were true.

There’s something very Alice In Wonderlandish about such outlandish claims but let’s face it, in the New Left such a thing as Objective Reality is a bastard child that can be ignored and even done away lightly when it stands in the way of the New Left weltanschauung. Because the New Left’s narrative doesn’t quite mesh with the reality of today’s thundering economy or the renewed standing of the United States in the community of Nations then we must ignore the blazingly obvious.

So Trump is a Hitler?  Well, while it’s still available and before the New Left flushes it down Orwell’s “memory hole” a couple of historic examples of actual Hitler-like behavior in American Presidents might be in order.

President Andrew Jackson was a famed politician and general before ascending to the presidency and was the driving force behind the expulsion of Native American Indians to reservations from their original territories.  Forced expulsion. Jackson was a member of the Democratic-Republican Party, a direct antecedent of today’s Democratic Party.

Franklin Roosevelt, he of the New Deal, was responsible for the forced internment of tens of thousands of Japanese Americans in mid-west relocation camps during World War Two, deeply violating their civil rights and costing them untold amounts of money in lost property and businesses on the West Coast.  Roosevelt also attempt to add justices to the United States Supreme Court because he didn’t like they way they eventually found that most of the New Deal was unconstitutional. Roosevelt was, you guessed it, a Democratic.

President Lyndon Johnson used the Gulf of Tonkin incident – manufactured out of whole cloth for political reasons – to ramrod enabling legislation through Congress that greatly increased the war making powers of the President at his sole discretion and was the playground slide that took the United States to the bottom of the morass that was the Vietnam War.  That was Lyndon Johnson, a Democrat.

Any of these three examples could be credibly called “Hitler-like” actions.  I have yet to hear any of Trump’s actions that approach the Hitler threshold. 

New York Times Announces Another New Hire

NEW YORK (AIP) – The New York Times today announced that, in addition to hiring new editorial board member Sarah Jeong, the paper has also recruited Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan as its new lead travel and arts writer.

His first contribution to the Times Sunday Magazine, ‘A Weekend At Martha’s Vineyard Killing Whitey and Jews’, will appear in the next issue.

“We feel the Reverend Farrakhan brings the precise blend of erudite understanding and social sensitivity to the table for our publication,” said Times spokesman Chi Objun. “He has an artist’s touch with the subtle language and understatement of a true master writer.

“I can’t imagine a better hire”.

Local Man Tells All About Breakup

CHIEFLAND, FL (AIP) - Telling reporters that it's taken him a long time to come to grips with the breakup, Circle K assistant manager and local resident Andy Rawl said he is finally ready to talk about his former relationship with recording artist Fergie.

"A couple months after we broke up she came out with that damn song," said Rawl (Big Girls Don't Cry.
https://youtu.be/agrXgrAgQ0U )

"Right away I had people stopping me on the street going 'Hey, you're that prick that hurt Fergie. What an asshole Dude. You ought to kill yourself.'

"It hurt man. It really hurt."

Rawl told reporters that he's ready to leave that part of his past behind.

"Neither the song nor the video happen to mention how her damn mom was always hanging around, telling me that I wasn't good enough for her daughter," said Rawl, becoming visibly angry. "And those guys in the band would come over and hang out and drink my beer, never offering to refill the fridge.

"I mean those guys would take nasty shits in the bathroom and never even flush. Filthy bastards."

And he wasn't done revealing secrets.

"You know at the beginning of that video when she's counting down the beat and the keyboardist is showing her his fingers?" asked Rawl. "Well that wasn't 'art'. The bitch couldn't count without a visual aid."



Rawl said he has moved on with his life.

"I'm dating Angie over at the Huddle Hut Restaurant," said Rawl. "She's cool and she's not writing deeply revealing hack job, man-hating, lesbian inspired bubblegum pop about the best damn thing she ever had."

Rawl visibly wavered on the podium before continuing.

"Damn it guys, that bitch stole my 2016 'Stang. I'm still making payments on it," said Rawl. "And Fergie, don't 'take it personal 'cause it has nothing to do with you' but I'm getting my car back bitch.

"Oh yeah, I also fucked your best friend".

"Ya'll come back next week," Rawl told reporters, "and I'll tell you about my break up with that bitch Alanis Morissette."

Boehner Rips Obama

WASHINGTON (AIP) – Speaker of the United States House of Representatives John Boehner today blasted President Barak Obama for “yet another attempt to misdirect the American People about the causes of the myriad problems and policy failures that have occurred on his watch”.

“In this latest speech by the President he once again attempts to hang his current failures on President Bush,” said Boehner.

Boehner was referring to the speech that President Barak Obama gave on Wednesday at a fund raiser hosted by the AFL-CIO in Chicago where he claimed that Malia and Sasha Obama are not his children.

“Those two girls are the products of George W. Bush, pure and simple,” Obama told supporters. “He inseminated Michelle twice without her knowledge when I was away playing golf. Imagine how stunned I was not once but twice when she was suddenly pregnant with his babies.”

Bush family spokesman Martin Freely was quick to answer the charges.

“You know, President Obama has tried to pin every one of his failures – failures of leadership, of policy, of action – on a man who hasn’t held office for nearly six years,” said Freely. “But this one he got right. President Bush assures me that he is indeed the biological father of both Malia and Sasha and wants me to tell Michelle that he’s got two pair of her panties if she wants them back.”