Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Local Girl Does The Expected






Hawthorne Heights, OH (AIP) – Five-year old Curiosity Jenkins has been charged by Hawthorne Heights Police with killing the cat Thursday night. According to the arrest affidavit Curiosity came home from kindergarten, had cookies and milk in the family breakfast nook then went to the garage, picked up a hammer and bludgeoned the cat to death.

“We’ve been expecting this to happen for a long time,” said neighbor Tom Whitman. “We just kind of knew that she would kill the cat.”

Formal charges are expected later this week.

Sunday, February 11, 2018

February 11

Heat lightning strikes
Over Madeira Beach
As
I light a cigarette and
Feel like
dropping off the
Goddamn world.

A moment and brutality
From your mouth
changes
the
Universe
Even later when you say
you're sorry