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#Metoo Founder Files Suit
ATLANTA (AIP) - #METOO cofounder Shelly Hamilton was thrilled to receive a beautiful bouquet of flowers at her office from potential boyfriend Bobby Charles. Thrilled, that is, until a coworker went online to see how much he spent.
"Carrie, my secretary, thought the flowers were beautiful but wondered about the cost," said Hamilton. "She googled it and found that he spent enough but that arraignment was in the "I'd love a blowjob" collection.
"I feel so used".
Potential boyfriend Charles was angry at FTD Florists.
"Swear I wasn't objectifying her," said Charles. "I thought the arraignment was nice. I had no idea how FTD advertised their flower arraignments. I picked two I liked and then made my choice. I later found out that the two arraignments I liked were from the " I'd love A Blowjob" collection or the "Sorry I 'Accidentally Ass-Fucked You When I Was Hammered' collection. I ordered the ones I liked aesthetically."
Hamilton told reporters she plans to file suit.
"I loved him but these flowers have Weinstein'ed me. It's his turned to be fucked."
"Carrie, my secretary, thought the flowers were beautiful but wondered about the cost," said Hamilton. "She googled it and found that he spent enough but that arraignment was in the "I'd love a blowjob" collection.
"I feel so used".
Potential boyfriend Charles was angry at FTD Florists.
"Swear I wasn't objectifying her," said Charles. "I thought the arraignment was nice. I had no idea how FTD advertised their flower arraignments. I picked two I liked and then made my choice. I later found out that the two arraignments I liked were from the " I'd love A Blowjob" collection or the "Sorry I 'Accidentally Ass-Fucked You When I Was Hammered' collection. I ordered the ones I liked aesthetically."
Hamilton told reporters she plans to file suit.
"I loved him but these flowers have Weinstein'ed me. It's his turned to be fucked."
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