WASHINGTON (API) - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi ( D, CA) has agreed to in theory to negotiate with the White House and House Republicans over boarder security and DACA on one condition.
"If the President agrees to commit suicide I will be happy to sit down and discuss reopening the government," Pelosi told reporters Friday. "He's got to kill himself first. After that we can talk".
When asked how negotiations could be carried out with a dead President, Pelosi's office said that it would pose no hurdles.
"We've got some pretty good clairvoyants and mediums in the House of Representatives," said Pelosi spokeswoman Brittany Heydrich. "We should be able to easily communicate with Donald Trump".
"I don't think it's unreasonable to ask the President to commit suicide," said Pelosi. "And if he's not man enough we could probably find someone to help him get there".
