Wednesday, August 8, 2018

New York Times Announces Another New Hire


NEW YORK (AIP) – The New York Times today announced that, in addition to hiring new editorial board member Sarah Jeong, the paper has also recruited Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan as its new lead travel and arts writer.

His first contribution to the Times Sunday Magazine, ‘A Weekend At Martha’s Vineyard Killing Whitey and Jews’, will appear in the next issue.

“We feel the Reverend Farrakhan brings the precise blend of erudite understanding and social sensitivity to the table for our publication,” said Times spokesman Chi Objun. “He has an artist’s touch with the subtle language and understatement of a true master writer.

“I can’t imagine a better hire”.