Wednesday, June 20, 2018

President Issues New Guidelines On Immigration


WASHINGTON (AIP) – In an effort to calm Democratic hysteria over the current United State immigration policy requiring children of illegal immigrants be held in detention while their parents are taken into custody for violating Federal law, the White House announced Thursday that the President is going to make some changes.

“Tomorrow President Trump will sign an executive finding that allows all people who are physically inside the boundary of the United States  to select one State or Federal law which each individual may safely ignore and face no penalty of law,” White House assistant spokesman Carl Whitten told reporters Monday. “This does not just apply to citizens but to anyone standing on US soil.

“Once a day every year an illegal immigrant can ignore the law on immigration while equally a bank robber, burglar or even carjacker can ignore those laws without fear of brutal government repression via the legal system.”

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton attacked the President's new policy.

“Why should just anyone be able to break the law when they want without penalty?” Clinton asked a vocal crowd.  “This is yet one more example of unpardonable actions by that Nazi in the White House.”

In response to Clinton's remarks White House assistant spokesman Whitten merely chuckled.