AUGUSTA, GA (AIP) - Citing an obsure rule in its club bylaws the Rules Committee at the Augusta Golf Club disqualified third round leader in the Masters Golf Tournament Patrick Reed from further competition early Sunday.
"Our club has many time honoured and respected rules," said Augusta Golf Club spokesman Conner Blake-Snyder. "One of the most historic and important is that no fat, dumpy fucks can win.
"So Reed is out."
Golf fans everywhere were in complete agreement.
"Have you seen Reed?", asked casual golf fan Mike Jensen of Roanoke, VA. "The guy is a walking tragedy. His belly shakes like jello under his shirt. The fat fuck doesn't deserve to win.
"We need a Rory or Dustin. Those are sharp looking guys."
The tournament coninues later today.
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