WASHINGTON (AIP) - Former Secretary
of State Hillary Clinton - her political instincts as sharp as ever - has sensed a stunning leadership vacuum and will soon announce her candidacy for
the top spot according to Clinton Camp insiders.
“She’s definitely going to toss her
hat in the ring and run for President of the Islamic Caliphate ,” said Clinton
insider and former state campaign chairman Carl Epstein. “She thinks it will be
a perfect fit.
“With her skills, her ability to
get things done and have troublesome people removed she will be the perfect match for the
position. I mean she’s been taking off people’s head for years.”
The sudden demise of religious cleric and former ISIS leader Abu Bakr
al-Baghdadi and the equally sudden passing of his former
number two man Haji Iman seem to be heaven sent for a Clinton run.
“Previously Ms. Clinton has had a
lot of luck with the right people dying at the right time,” said Epstein. “Looks like lightning has struck again for
her. And if Kamala Harris plays her cards right she could become VP."
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