WASHINGTON (AIP) - Presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) told reporters Saturday that a confidential whistleblower has contacted her office and supplied definitive evidence that President Donald Trump has no soul.
"It is stunning to me that a man serving as President of the United States could legally serve without a soul," Warren told reporters. "My people, the Chippewa tribe, have a name for that. Majimanidoo.
"As a Majimanidoo he should be impeached, strangled with a red cord and his body burned."
Warren claims that the whistleblower has well known access to the Vatican and a close relationship with the Pope.
Stunningly, unnamed Curia officals allegedly confirmed to the whistleblower that after checking with the Most High Lord of the Universe the Pontiff confirms that no person by the name of Donald J. Trump was ever assigned a soul by the Almighty.
Presidential aides could not stop giggling long enough to respond to reporters questions.
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