WASHINGTON (AIP) – Speaker of the United States House of Representatives John Boehner today blasted President Barak Obama for “yet another attempt to misdirect the American People about the causes of the myriad problems and policy failures that have occurred on his watch”.
“In this latest speech by the President he once again attempts to hang his current failures on President Bush,” said Boehner.
Boehner was referring to the speech that President Barak Obama gave on Wednesday at a fund raiser hosted by the AFL-CIO in Chicago where he claimed that Malia and Sasha Obama are not his children.
“Those two girls are the products of George W. Bush, pure and simple,” Obama told supporters. “He inseminated Michelle twice without her knowledge when I was away playing golf. Imagine how stunned I was not once but twice when she was suddenly pregnant with his babies.”
Bush family spokesman Martin Freely was quick to answer the charges.
“You know, President Obama has tried to pin every one of his failures – failures of leadership, of policy, of action – on a man who hasn’t held office for nearly six years,” said Freely. “But this one he got right. President Bush assures me that he is indeed the biological father of both Malia and Sasha and wants me to tell Michelle that he’s got two pair of her panties if she wants them back.”