ORLANDO (AIP) – Former adult film star Monica Kellogg, who made over 1000 films in her storied career under the screen name ‘Jessie Jamison’, is suing Michael Cannon for failing to pay the rental space fee on his recreational vehicle storage site in Kellogg’s vagina.
“He’s had that goddamn Coachman Cross Country parked in my vagina since last October and hasn’t paid rent since November,” said Kellogg, whose vaginal RV storage park is located just off I-4 east of Orlando. “That’s premium space and I’ve got plenty of folks willing to pay for it.”
Kellogg’s vagina is currently filled to capacity, but she told reporters that she has ‘plenty of space in the back’.
Cannon’s attorney Marc Featherstone said that his client is being singled out for failing to pay.
“I know for a fact that plenty of people park their rigs there rent free,” said Featherstone. "Let's face it, the place is a wreck. It's all overgrown and unkept. Hell, it even smells foul."
Oral arguments are scheduled to begin Thursday in the trial, which is expected to last for 5 days.