Friday, April 4, 2014

golfing

His phone sounded and he answered.

"You're an asshole."

"Andie." It was his former wife.

"You're really an asshole."

"Andie, you've called me every day for the last month and said the same thing. It’s amazingly repetitive."

"I just wanted you to know."

"You've driven that point home."

"Have I really you asshole?" It wasn't a question.

"Like a crown of thorns."

"Fuck you."

Elden hung up.

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